I’ve recently discovered that I enjoy walking. No… I really like walking.
I especially enjoy walking alone because it gives me a chance to reflect on everything that is going on. Despite not taking classes, I am still staying very busy, and so any time that is spent not worrying about day to day life is much appreciated.
With this in mind, as I walked home from Wellesley last night (a short 3.6 miles), I decided that it could be fun to walk into Boston. And so, at 11:00 PM, I quickly looked up the route for the Boston Marathon (which conveniently runs just a mile away from our house) and decided to leave the next morning on this walk.
I then continued to think about this and realized that if I was going to all the trouble to walk the 16 miles into the Boston Commons, I might as well continue the walk to make a full 26.2 miles.
And so, this morning, at 9:00 AM I left home. After a leisurely walk to the Commons, up to Porter Square and back down to MIT, I found myself getting on a bus back to Wellesley at 5:55 PM. Upon arriving home, I discovered that my route was not a full 26.2 miles, but only 25.66. Regardless, it was a day well spent.
Perhaps the highlight of my day occurred on Route 16, just past the Woodland T stop. Here I found a synagogue. It wasn’t the synagogue that made my day, but rather what was on the sidewalk following the synagogue: trash.
For the next mile, there was slightly more litter than usual, and on each piece of trash there was a name tag that said “Jesus.” The first piece of trash I saw was a Dunkin Donuts cup, and so I assumed that some man named Jesus had a nametag, was drinking coffee, placed his nametag on his coffee cup, and then threw his coffee cup on the ground. But then there were chip bags, and Charlie Tickets, and cigarette boxes, and everything imaginable.
For the next hour, I kept thinking of the story behind this trash. Perhaps it was some evangelicals trying to convert the Jews by leaving signs that would let them “find Jesus in their lives.” Perhaps it was actually a Christian gang, who realized that the Bible denounces all crimes except littering (rather than tagging walls, they tag trash). Perhaps it was some Christian group that wanted everyone to notice how much trash there was and feel bad about littering. (This of course raises the question of why they went to all the trouble to put a name tag on every piece of trash, when they could have just picked it up)
But the only thing I know for certain is that it made me respect Christians less (and yes, I am Christian). Hmm… for that matter, maybe it is a band of Islamic or Jewish terrorists trying to soil the good name of Christians (or perhaps even those damn dirty liberals trying to defile the Christian Right)